It's such an eyesore.
And you see it the second you walk into the apartment.
The fuse box (and it's a big one) is right smack dab on the wall to the left when you come through the front door.
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The entryway to the apartment, the fuse box is in FULL view |
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The eyesore closeup |
Steve, my architect, struggled with where to put it when the renovation was underway but there was no other logical place to put it.
He warned me about it and I said, "no problem, I'll just get a picture to hang over it".
Easier said than done.
I've been on the hunt for something for weeks now, coming up a cropper.
I'm also on a strict household budget so I didn't want to spend much.
So I fell back on the easiest (and cheapest) answer: I'd just do some piece of artwork on my own and frame it myself.
On monday my friend Doris asked me if I wanted to go to IKEA in New Jersey. I said yes because they have pretty good picture frames in all sizes for next to nothing.
It needed to be a good size to cover that big box. I found just the one I needed, a black wooden frame with a wide white mat.
But what would be the art?
Well, I think art in one's home should mean something to the homeowner in some way.
I was also thinking that I didn't want to spend a lot of time on this project. I just wanted it done.
A collage seemed like the way to go. Paper cut-outs. A Matisse-like graphic image done with colored paper. Quick and easy.
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The Matisse inspiration |
And I knew just the subject: my favorite starry sky constellation, Orion.
Years ago, I saw a cool print of Orion with the stars in formation and the hunter with his sheild super-imposed over it. It was in an antique shop and I waffled over the price. I passed. But then the next day I had a change of heart because I really wanted it. Back I went to the shop but it was gone. "He who hesitates is lost" I thought.
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The stars of Orion in the night sky |
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Orion, the Hunter |
So this time I thought "I'm gonna make my own Orion". See, when I'm out in Long Island where the stars are actually visible at night, Orion is such a striking constellation to find. And he only comes out in the Fall and Winter, again, my favorite time of year. I also love a song by Shawn Colvin titled "Orion in the Sky" (the lyrics are beautiful and moving..."But I love you baby/And I know you and I/Can find a way to heaven/ Just like Orion in the sky/ He's the long lost hero/He's the guardian of your son/But can he protect us, baby/From all the sad things we've done?")...you can hear it
here.
So I had my subject. I bought a pack of construction paper and created my masterpiece in an hour or so.
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The artwork now covers the ugly fuse box |
I picked up the lemon yellow of the hallway lamp in the star cut-outs, and made the hunter himself blue on a background of gray, a lighter shade of the wall paint color. I think he came out pretty good..it's like he's protecting the electricity of the apartment, The Guard of The Beautiful Wreck.
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The finished piece |
Someday when I'm flush with cash again I may replace it with something better, but for now I'm happy with it (and it only cost me $20!)